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Aug 17, 2014 / 181,706 notes

doctopus:

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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Aug 17, 2014 / 9,412 notes
You see this? All this shit? It’s not your fault.

I know.

No. No you don’t.

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Aug 17, 2014 / 298,592 notes

heythereblondieeee:

isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

Wow.

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Aug 17, 2014 / 33,911 notes
hadnts:

alcohale:

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:


best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

w o w

i love this
Aug 17, 2014 / 341,523 notes

hadnts:

alcohale:

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:

best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

w o w

i love this

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Aug 17, 2014 / 298,147 notes
Aug 17, 2014 / 107,357 notes

You ain’t never had a friend like me!

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I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, More Than Just A House (via canhappenlove)

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Aug 17, 2014 / 20,528 notes
Aug 17, 2014 / 32,276 notes

tyleroakley:

thattypicalyoutubegirl:

I thought it was all just a dream so I made this weird face and people started laughing then tyler just looked at me and i cant stop laughing

this is everything

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
Aug 17, 2014 / 100,125 notes

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

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