December 2011
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
kid : how did you and daddy meet?
me: i flipped my hair and overwhelmed him!
kid: like in the song?
harry : no. she tricked me into signing a marriage agreement instead of a poster.
When you are trying to eat better and your mom...
leinylovessyou:
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face